Friendlytown High School!
Alright, class, settle down! I said SETTLE DOWN. Tom, give me your eraser. If you can’t keep it out of your ear, you don’t deserve to erase anything! Okay, good, good. Now listen up! Welcome to high school! Friendlytown High School! You’re going to enter a world of new experiences here! You’re going to learn […]
Friendlytown Symphony Auditions!
We have a Friendlytown Bandshell, so why don’t we have an Orchestra as well, like those snoots in Chum Village? Well, now we will!! Friendlytown is Holding Orchestra Auditions! Can you play Handel? What about that “pork, it’s what’s for dinner” song? Literally, can you play anything or at least try? Bring your instrument and […]
Friendlytown Home Improvements!
We here at Friendlytown believe that any home can really class itself up with the simple installment of some wood paneling. All it takes is a little know-how, elbow grease, good ol Friendlytown stick-to-it-iveness, and kidnapping Bob Vila and holding him for ransom now that all those Hostage Negotiators are on vacation after their string […]